Once upon a time there was a cat named cat-astrophe. Wherever this cat went he would leave a trail of havoc and destruction in his wake. Flowers would wilt and catnip would rot. Because of this, no one wanted cat-astrophe around and would chase him away if he ever got too close. This made him terribly sad... One day, as he was sitting all alone by a little lily pond a beautiful red carp swam up and asked him what was wrong. He told the carp that no one ever wanted to hangout with him or pet him or give him belly rubs. Instead, they always just chased him away :(
